The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.
"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."
- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.
IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.
And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.
One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.
Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.
My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy
"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING
This is country music I would listen to.
A few things -
Your future boyfriend or husband will not base his love for you on the appearance of 2 things stuck to your body. If he does, reconsider him.
You breasts are not toys for men. They are not designed to be beautiful play things for you to be assessed and judged on. Your boobs are waiting for you to have babies so that you can nourish those babies and be a Mama. Please don’t ever think that because they are ‘saggy’ they aren’t good enough.
Fun Fact (maybe TMI)- My boobies look brilliant in bras but probably not as brilliant free-stylin’. I’m very OK with that. I’m not just saying that to make you feel better. If I ever for a fleeting moment think my boobies aren’t very nice, I remind myself that they gave my Daughter the first food she ever had and sustained her. That’s pretty cool.
Think of your boobs as these amazing life giving things, with the added bonus of being fun for the man in your life. You don’t owe men anything. You don’t owe them perfect pert tits of any specific size or shape. Your body is fine.